From the book GOLFING WIT, Quips and Quotes for the Golf-Obsessed...
What is Golf?
Golf is a dumb game. You're supposed to play it for fun, but the less you hit the ball, the more fun you have. Lou Graham
Golf is the easiest game of all to play badly. Kevin Flanagan
Gof was never meant to be an exact science. Einstein was lousy at it. Bob Toski
Golf is a game where you sock the ball hard and walk four feet. Herbert Prochnow
Golf is not a funeral, though both can be very sad affairs. Bernard Darwin
Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously it's boring, and if you do it breaks your heart. Rod Funseth
Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins. Anon
Golf is the most popular method of beating around the bush. Leopold Fechtner
Golf is somewhere between making love and writing a poem. John Updike
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