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The Board
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
GNBC, the end
""You're out here for fun,
and as you grow calmer,
You'll find yourself hitting
like young Arnold Palmer."
"But I can't even move now."
The thought made him shiver.
"I have all these presents
I have to deliver."
"Please help me save Christmas.
Please give out the toys."
Soon the foursome flew off
to the good girls and boys.
It was Santa who now
gave out tips to his crew,
as up in the air
past the rooftops they flew.
At each home, the golfers
found just the right packs
and with magic Yule dust
scooted down chimney stacks.
They twisted and stretched
and got scorched by Yule logs,
ate cookies and milk
and got nipped by some dogs.
But they said as they passed
the last fireplace screen,
"This is almost as rousing
as playing eighteen!"
Santa said, "You've done well
and reward you I shall.
We'll start at St. Andrews,
Augusta, Doral..."
"We'll do lunch in Scottsdale,
try Pebble Beach, then,
Riviera and Sawgrass.
You just tell me when."
"Then eleven more holes -
what a dream round we'll play!"
Then he took the three home,
and he soon flew away.
Soon they heard him exclaim
from a sky dark as slate,
"Merry Christmas to all!
May your drives all fly straight!""
The Board of Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association wishes you all HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Keep checking in over the winter and remember, spring will be here sooner than you think!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
and as you grow calmer,
You'll find yourself hitting
like young Arnold Palmer."
"But I can't even move now."
The thought made him shiver.
"I have all these presents
I have to deliver."
"Please help me save Christmas.
Please give out the toys."
Soon the foursome flew off
to the good girls and boys.
It was Santa who now
gave out tips to his crew,
as up in the air
past the rooftops they flew.
At each home, the golfers
found just the right packs
and with magic Yule dust
scooted down chimney stacks.
They twisted and stretched
and got scorched by Yule logs,
ate cookies and milk
and got nipped by some dogs.
But they said as they passed
the last fireplace screen,
"This is almost as rousing
as playing eighteen!"
Santa said, "You've done well
and reward you I shall.
We'll start at St. Andrews,
Augusta, Doral..."
"We'll do lunch in Scottsdale,
try Pebble Beach, then,
Riviera and Sawgrass.
You just tell me when."
"Then eleven more holes -
what a dream round we'll play!"
Then he took the three home,
and he soon flew away.
Soon they heard him exclaim
from a sky dark as slate,
"Merry Christmas to all!
May your drives all fly straight!""
The Board of Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association wishes you all HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Keep checking in over the winter and remember, spring will be here sooner than you think!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
GNBC, Part 4
"Santa swung, nontheless;
then he cried out in pain
"My back," he lamented,
"Has gone out again!"
Then a grizzled old gent
who'd a wisdom like Snead did
gave Santa, too late,
the advice he had needed.
"You're out here for fun,
and as you grow calmer,
you'll find yourself hitting
like a young Arnold Palmer."
"But I can't even move now."
the thought made him shiver
"I have all these presents
I have to deliver."
"Please help me save Christmas.
Please give out these toys."
Soon the foursome flew off
to the good girls and boys.
to be continued...
then he cried out in pain
"My back," he lamented,
"Has gone out again!"
Then a grizzled old gent
who'd a wisdom like Snead did
gave Santa, too late,
the advice he had needed.
"You're out here for fun,
and as you grow calmer,
you'll find yourself hitting
like a young Arnold Palmer."
"But I can't even move now."
the thought made him shiver
"I have all these presents
I have to deliver."
"Please help me save Christmas.
Please give out these toys."
Soon the foursome flew off
to the good girls and boys.
to be continued...
Friday, December 11, 2009
GNBC, PART 3
"The first man stepped up
"Change your grip. Look alive.
Swing faster, but softer.
Now drive, old man, drive!"
Santa swung at the ball
with an air-splitting THWACK!
But it popped up and gave him
a smack on the back.
The woman said, "Santa,
now here's what you do---
Stand this way,
squint hard
then scream and swing through."
Spoke the first guy,
"That tactic went out with the Edsels.
You've got him all twisted like soft,
salted pretzels.""
LATER...
"Change your grip. Look alive.
Swing faster, but softer.
Now drive, old man, drive!"
Santa swung at the ball
with an air-splitting THWACK!
But it popped up and gave him
a smack on the back.
The woman said, "Santa,
now here's what you do---
Stand this way,
squint hard
then scream and swing through."
Spoke the first guy,
"That tactic went out with the Edsels.
You've got him all twisted like soft,
salted pretzels.""
LATER...
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Golfer's Night Before Christmas, PART 2
"But he swung much too hard
and in spite of himself
he took up a divot the size of an elf.
If that pitiful drive
wasn't lousy enough,
his fairway shot
found a spot deep in the rough.
Muttered he,
"Oh, perhaps,
its the wrong eve to play."
"I've more meaningful
deeds to accomplish today"
"Oh, no!" they protested.
"That isn't the thing.
You just ever so slightly
must alter your swing." "
Until next time....
and in spite of himself
he took up a divot the size of an elf.
If that pitiful drive
wasn't lousy enough,
his fairway shot
found a spot deep in the rough.
Muttered he,
"Oh, perhaps,
its the wrong eve to play."
"I've more meaningful
deeds to accomplish today"
"Oh, no!" they protested.
"That isn't the thing.
You just ever so slightly
must alter your swing." "
Until next time....
Saturday, December 5, 2009
CUTE LITTLE STORY
Hi Ladies!
When I was going through some stuff, I came across a little book titled "A golfers Night Before Christmas" by Jody Feldman. Hopefully, I'm not breaking any copy right laws if I post it in the BLOG:
"'Twas the night before Christmas.
With things running fine,
Old Santa decided to play a quick nine.
He packed up his sleigh,
his clubs well within reach;
the flew to a good public course near the beach.
On the back nine a threesome
called out "Come and play.
There's no one behind us.
We're last here today."
Santa smiled, then teed up,
set his shoulder blades square,
and took a deep breath
from the grass scented air."
That's it for the first installment. Stay tuned.....
When I was going through some stuff, I came across a little book titled "A golfers Night Before Christmas" by Jody Feldman. Hopefully, I'm not breaking any copy right laws if I post it in the BLOG:
"'Twas the night before Christmas.
With things running fine,
Old Santa decided to play a quick nine.
He packed up his sleigh,
his clubs well within reach;
the flew to a good public course near the beach.
On the back nine a threesome
called out "Come and play.
There's no one behind us.
We're last here today."
Santa smiled, then teed up,
set his shoulder blades square,
and took a deep breath
from the grass scented air."
That's it for the first installment. Stay tuned.....
Friday, December 4, 2009
MYRTLE BEACH
Well, as promised here are some pictures the vacation that Carl, Judi, Steve and I took to Myrtle Beach. Even though we had a two day washout due to Tropical Storm Ida, we had a great time! If any of you ladies have some great golf pictures you'd like to share, email them to me and I will post them!
ARCADIAN SHORES (Thanks Brenda!)
WILD WING (Sand up the wazoo!)
ARCADIAN SHORES (Thanks Brenda!)
WILD WING (Sand up the wazoo!)
WILLBROOK PLANTATION AFTER 2 DAYS OF RAIN
THE LEGENDS - HEATHLAND COURSE
THE LEGENDS - HEATHLAND COURSE
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