"The first man stepped up
"Change your grip. Look alive.
Swing faster, but softer.
Now drive, old man, drive!"
Santa swung at the ball
with an air-splitting THWACK!
But it popped up and gave him
a smack on the back.
The woman said, "Santa,
now here's what you do---
Stand this way,
squint hard
then scream and swing through."
Spoke the first guy,
"That tactic went out with the Edsels.
You've got him all twisted like soft,
salted pretzels.""
LATER...
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