""You're out here for fun,
and as you grow calmer,
You'll find yourself hitting
like young Arnold Palmer."
"But I can't even move now."
The thought made him shiver.
"I have all these presents
I have to deliver."
"Please help me save Christmas.
Please give out the toys."
Soon the foursome flew off
to the good girls and boys.
It was Santa who now
gave out tips to his crew,
as up in the air
past the rooftops they flew.
At each home, the golfers
found just the right packs
and with magic Yule dust
scooted down chimney stacks.
They twisted and stretched
and got scorched by Yule logs,
ate cookies and milk
and got nipped by some dogs.
But they said as they passed
the last fireplace screen,
"This is almost as rousing
as playing eighteen!"
Santa said, "You've done well
and reward you I shall.
We'll start at St. Andrews,
Augusta, Doral..."
"We'll do lunch in Scottsdale,
try Pebble Beach, then,
Riviera and Sawgrass.
You just tell me when."
"Then eleven more holes -
what a dream round we'll play!"
Then he took the three home,
and he soon flew away.
Soon they heard him exclaim
from a sky dark as slate,
"Merry Christmas to all!
May your drives all fly straight!""
The Board of Sun Hills Ladies Golf Association wishes you all HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Keep checking in over the winter and remember, spring will be here sooner than you think!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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