"The first man stepped up
"Change your grip. Look alive.
Swing faster, but softer.
Now drive, old man, drive!"
Santa swung at the ball
with an air-splitting THWACK!
But it popped up and gave him
a smack on the back.
The woman said, "Santa,
now here's what you do---
Stand this way,
squint hard
then scream and swing through."
Spoke the first guy,
"That tactic went out with the Edsels.
You've got him all twisted like soft,
salted pretzels.""
LATER...
Friday, December 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Golfer's Night Before Christmas, PART 2
"But he swung much too hard
and in spite of himself
he took up a divot the size of an elf.
If that pitiful drive
wasn't lousy enough,
his fairway shot
found a spot deep in the rough.
Muttered he,
"Oh, perhaps,
its the wrong eve to play."
"I've more meaningful
deeds to accomplish today"
"Oh, no!" they protested.
"That isn't the thing.
You just ever so slightly
must alter your swing." "
Until next time....
and in spite of himself
he took up a divot the size of an elf.
If that pitiful drive
wasn't lousy enough,
his fairway shot
found a spot deep in the rough.
Muttered he,
"Oh, perhaps,
its the wrong eve to play."
"I've more meaningful
deeds to accomplish today"
"Oh, no!" they protested.
"That isn't the thing.
You just ever so slightly
must alter your swing." "
Until next time....
Saturday, December 5, 2009
CUTE LITTLE STORY
Hi Ladies!
When I was going through some stuff, I came across a little book titled "A golfers Night Before Christmas" by Jody Feldman. Hopefully, I'm not breaking any copy right laws if I post it in the BLOG:
"'Twas the night before Christmas.
With things running fine,
Old Santa decided to play a quick nine.
He packed up his sleigh,
his clubs well within reach;
the flew to a good public course near the beach.
On the back nine a threesome
called out "Come and play.
There's no one behind us.
We're last here today."
Santa smiled, then teed up,
set his shoulder blades square,
and took a deep breath
from the grass scented air."
That's it for the first installment. Stay tuned.....
When I was going through some stuff, I came across a little book titled "A golfers Night Before Christmas" by Jody Feldman. Hopefully, I'm not breaking any copy right laws if I post it in the BLOG:
"'Twas the night before Christmas.
With things running fine,
Old Santa decided to play a quick nine.
He packed up his sleigh,
his clubs well within reach;
the flew to a good public course near the beach.
On the back nine a threesome
called out "Come and play.
There's no one behind us.
We're last here today."
Santa smiled, then teed up,
set his shoulder blades square,
and took a deep breath
from the grass scented air."
That's it for the first installment. Stay tuned.....
Friday, December 4, 2009
MYRTLE BEACH
Well, as promised here are some pictures the vacation that Carl, Judi, Steve and I took to Myrtle Beach. Even though we had a two day washout due to Tropical Storm Ida, we had a great time! If any of you ladies have some great golf pictures you'd like to share, email them to me and I will post them!
ARCADIAN SHORES (Thanks Brenda!)
WILD WING (Sand up the wazoo!)
ARCADIAN SHORES (Thanks Brenda!)
WILD WING (Sand up the wazoo!)
WILLBROOK PLANTATION AFTER 2 DAYS OF RAIN
THE LEGENDS - HEATHLAND COURSE
THE LEGENDS - HEATHLAND COURSE
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