QUOTABLE QUOTES

The following come from the book "Al Capone was a Golfer, Hundreds of Fascinating Facts from the World of Golf" by Erin Barrett and Jack Mingo

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. -Gary Player

Golf is a game of expletives not deleted. -Dr. Irving Gladstone

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. -A. A. Milne

Golf is like faith: It is the substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. -Arnold Haultain

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. -ChiChi Rodriguez

Golf is 20% mechanics and technique. The other 80% is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversations. -Grantland Rice

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way to ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place. -Ben Crenshaw

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. -Thomas Armour

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. -Will Rogers.

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most accurate misses. -Gene Littler

Golf is a game of endless predicaments. -ChiChi Rodriguez

Golf is a game where guts, stick-to-it-ness and blind devotion will get you nothing but an ulcer. -Tommy Bolt

BUT MOST OF ALL:

Golf is meant to be fun. -Jack Nicklaus

Wise man that Jack.