"Confidence evaporates in the presence of water."
"99.99% of the universe is empty space, but the last .01% will stop a golf ball dead."
"Every time a golfer makes a birdie, she must make two triple bogeys to restore the equilibrium of the universe."
"The number of tees in a golf bag is always less than 3 or more than 600."
"Even if a ball retriever extends to 40 feet, it will always be one foot too short to reach the ball."
"A golf vacation is a trip taken by two or more players to a place where no one can remember when it rained so much."
"Strokes always accumulate faster than they can be forgotten."
"Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the first of the next group of three."
"One birdie is a hot streak."
"It's easier to shrink your shoe size than to lower your handicap."
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