"Hazards attract, Fairways repel, and Trees never stop crooked shots."
"A ball will always travel the farthest when hit in the wrong direction."
"A ball will never lip out of a bunker or burn the edge of a pond."
"If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball will be in the bunker"
"If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint."
"The key to target golf is to choose a really, really BIG target."
"Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole."
"If you absolutely, postively must have a par on a hole, leave your birdie putt one inch short."
"When in doubt, just ask yourself "What would Tiger hit" and use 6 clubs more."
"You haven't really hit bottom until you need your ball retriever regripped."
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