And Finally:
MURPHY'S DICTATES OF GOLF ETIQUETTE:
"If you can't outrun a golfclub, don't give advice."
"No one blows his nose at the end of your follow through."
"No one has a coughing fit as you walk off the tee."
"No golfer ever played too fast."
"No group ever played too quietly."
"Never take a lesson from your father or husband."
"Never steal a lost ball until it stops rolling."
"Play is always faster on the other nine."
MURPHY'S LAWS OF GOLF PHYSICS:
"There are four forces affecting the motion of a golf ball:
1. GRAVITY, which causes the ball to drop suddenly into hazzards.
2. ELECTROMAGNETISM, which makes the ball curve sharply towards whichever of the earth's pole is closest to the Out of Bounds stakes.
3. THE WEAK FORCE, which makes the ball dribble to the red tee.
4. THE STRONG FORCE, which propels the ball directly towards a foursome of personal injury lawyers in the adjacent fairwy."
Hope you enjoyed Murphy!
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